Sometimes I like to help people feel good about themselves..Today, I am going to make you feel GREAT! If nothing else goes right in your day today, you will have this..."At least I'm not THAT stupid". This is my gift to you today.
Joel and I like to go to breakfast. For me, it's one of my most favorite things we do together. It's a chance to spend some quality time together before our day gets hectic and besides that, I freakin' LOVE breakfast food. Start my day off with some artery clogging eggs benedict or some syrupy sweet pancakes and I am one happy camper.
So, one Saturday morning we end up in a local diner. It's nothing fancy..your typical diner atmosphere but BOY, did it smell CLEAN. We are sitting waiting for our food to come and every once I awhile I am getting this REALLY strong whiff of "cleaner".
Me: Wow, this place smells so clean.
Joel: "Huh?"
Me: Clean..it smells really fresh and clean in here. (Joel just looks at me like I'm stupid)
We continue our conversation and then BAM...there it is again.
Me: Don't you SMELL that?
Joel: Smell what? I don't smell anything except greasy eggs and the guy behind me who smells like cigarettes and stale beer.
Me: You are CRAZY..it smells Lemony Fresh in here! Like the waitress just wiped down all the tables with lemon fresh pledge or something.
I look around but there isn't any waitress polishing the tables or mopping the floor so I am baffled. Our food comes..I start to eat..take a drink of my water and...THERE IT IS AGAIN!!
Me: Come on Joel..you have GOT to smell that..it's such a strong lemony fresh odor.
Joel: Honey I think you are losing your mind.
Me: Look..I've got one honker on this face, thanks to genetics, and I KNOW what I smell and it smells like CLEANER!!
Once again, I look around and THEN I start to giggle...I start to laugh hysterically...and I say to my husband...
Me: Know what ELSE smells like lemony fresh cleaner?
Joel: I have NO IDEA..what?
Me: LEMONS!
Every time I took a drink of my water I would smell that damn cleaner...Guess what was in my water? Yep...slices of LEMON!
So Joel thinks I'm an idiot and now YOU can feel better about yourself...You're Welcome.