Oprah can SUCK IT!
OMG...What am I saying? Oprah I LOVE you...please forgive me...I just lost my mind for a moment. This is all very traumatic for me.
Generally, I am not a materialistic person. I would rather give than receive and I'm rarely envious of the "things" that other people have. I lead a very blessed life and try to always remember that.
However, today...TODAY, I am feeling like a whiny brat! Why you ask? Well, because I am sitting here watching Oprah's Favorite Things, Part One (yes, part ONE, Monday is the Final Final). And all I can think about as I watch these crazy ass bitches, jumping around, crying and making complete asses of themselves is...WHY CAN'T THAT BE ME DAMMIT?
I know how to act like an ass. I can be a greedy bastard too you know!
The thing that really pisses me off is that this year, I KNOW that I will never be in that audience. This year, I have to come to the realization that my dream is DEAD. How could Oprah do this to ME?
Damn, I hate when a dream doesn't come true. Well, at least I still have the lottery. I'm gonna win that bitch!
Shut Up...I AM!
I'm gonna win the lottery too. If only I could remember to buy a ticket. By the way, I love to tell people to "SUCK IT". I don't know why. Ever since Tina Fey did it right after her Emmy win I'v been strangely drawn to this phrase. I think after reading your post I'm going to make it a point to tell at least 3 people to "SUCK IT" today.
ReplyDeleteHeehee...I like to tell people to SUCK IT too...in fact, there are a few on my list I should tell that to today..and I freakin' LOVE Tina Fey!! I say after we both win the lottery we go on a SUCK IT vacay! heehee
ReplyDeleteYou know, after we win the lottery we will certainly be interviewed and put on the News. That's when I will run down my "SUCK IT" list. It's not the Emmys (now that I think about it, it may have been the Golden Globes?), but it will suffice.
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